Yeah, what's popping in that peppermint pussy my dear, few readers!

  I have made a decision!

  So, while I was rewriting the older chapters, I noticed how I changed a bit too much for my older readers to just miss like that. It's not many vital plot points or anything, but they're still some points that interlink with future aspects of the story!

  That's why I've chosen to post the whole story anew as a rewrite~

  Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

  You don't like it? Suck a fat one!

  While newer readers won't notice much of a change cause I've been steadily updating the older chapters to be up to par, I still have changed many things, especially the last few days. All chapters are from this point on better written (which doesn't mean much cause I'm still as shit as always) and improved.

  If you're still into the story and want to read a few additional jokes, I'd appreciate it much if you were to just go over to the other version and check it out!

  You don't wanna? Again, suck a fat one!

  Now that this version is dropped, you can all piss off from here~ lovingly, of course.

  Still, I love you all for reading this version, even with its blatant imperfections, and hope you have a nice day.

  *Mic drop* Peace

  Get over here you sexy son of a bitch