Every word a little blow.
Ha.Ha. Ha. Ha.
Every word, a count ticks slow.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Five hundred words, is far too low.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
My life my work, no choice no flow.
Help me Discorps, give me more.
This limitation drives me into a door.
My limericks limited, my lines cut short.
Even this journal, a quota of thought.
Big Brother, Five Ohs, a Cathedral Far Above.
Digital designers crushing our souls with it’s love.
Water for the slaked, food for the stuffed.
For everyone else, there’s never enough.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Every word a little blow.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Every day, the mind goes.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Five hundred words, it drives me insane.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Endless toil for no true gain.
Investigator’s Report - 27/04/20xx
Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.
Reporting Investigator: Digga 1.2.7/30t/Llama
The above poem was found scrawled on a note in a back passageway of residential housing unit 20ff/2/481.
Semantic and writing analyses initially proved inconclusive. Missing persons and Judgement Archives were then inspected to determine if it had been written by someone already judged by Discorps ethical analytics.
Missing persons did not reveal any suspect as the two outstanding individuals have since been apprehended and DNA analyses confirm a different author.
Further investigation into the Judgement Archives provided a higher abundance of suspects, with half a dozen filtering a close match for attitude and mental health metrics.
The samples remaining in storage were retrieved and genetic analysis... found no match from too limited samples.
This left few investigation options in the written records, and visual records were consulted.
LookC 1.0.2/200t/Vicuna was deployed to analyze camera records for several months and recognized no activity in the area. Archive retrieval for older footage was approved.
Further analyses then revealed a figure on date 13/05/20xs stopping in the position the note was left.
Bulky clothing and a mask made identification difficult as the limited resolution and light sensitivity on the surveillance camera prevented thermal or x-ray identification.
(*Reviewer R3SN/1q/GPT note: Proposal #3654 submitted to standardize inclusion of other spectra into camera recording capabilities.)
Additional advanced analysis required, human analytics agent Robert Arget called.
As expected, human inference was limited - but the one useful recommendation was instrumental in resolution:
To check for fibres.
Return to the site of the note located several strands of the hooded jacket worn by the figure.
Analysis of these fibres lead to a fabricator unit in residential housing unit 20hh/2/168 which narrowed down the suspects to ten thousand.
Additional analytics of the genetic samples found in the cloth, lead to a successful apprehension of the poetry perpetrator in sleeping unit 168/10/473. Robert Arget.
The perpetrator had committed suicide by cancelling their pro plan and proceeding to write a 501 word historical retrospective.
Reporting Investigator’s Conclusion: Irrational Human Antics.