Hey Everyone, I am pleased the announce that:

  The Faceless Minion Volume 1 is now available on

  If you stumble upon this tale on Amazon, it's taken without the author's consent. Report it.

  If you're here for the first time, please be advised that the rest of Volume 1 has been stubbed, and clicking the 'next chapter' button may result in spoilers. Because I'm absolutely, positively certain that there's absolutely no other way you could possibly read this novel, other than paying me money. No one would ever have posted another version of this without my consent, right? That would just be...evil!