[Regular Chatroom]

  

  
• "I'm Klee, and don't you forget it, you sniveling diaper babies!"


  
• "HAHAHA, sorry, I just couldn't help myself!!!"


  
• "The contrast is just too hilarious!!!"


  
• "Tiny Klee is so adorably fierce!"


  
• "Who would've thought even Captain Jean would get caught up in this!"


  
• "Barbara was in trouble before too, right? Seems like the nuns wanted to prevent punishment, so they also got punished!"


  
• "I think Jean tried to stop Klee."


  
• "HAHA, that's just some bad luck!"


  
• "I can never look at Captain Jean the same way again..."


  
• "I wanted to go into the office to report, but I'm laughing so hard outside the door I can't go in!"


  

  [VIP Chatroom]

  

  
• Lumine: "I'm Paimon, remember that, diaper babies!"


  
• Paimon: "@Lumine, that's unfair!!!"


  
• Lumine: "Don't you think it's cool?!"


  
• Chongyun: "Super cool!"


  
• Xiao: "So cool it's deadly!"


  
• Xinyan: "Such grandeur!"


  
• Hutao: "Hahaha, I'm dying here!"


  
• Barbara: "Even Captain Jean..."


  
• Lisa: "Thank goodness for this chatroom. We'd never have seen Jean like this otherwise~"


  
• Kaeya: "It's not necessarily a bad thing."


  
• Amber: "Yeah, Captain Jean is too serious sometimes."


  
• Amber: "But after this, her image will never be the same..."


  
• Eula: "+1..."


  
• Ganyu: "This chatroom is so scary, I can't even answer..."


  
• Klee: "Waaaah, Klee's locked up again..."


  
• Alice: "Don't cry, sweetheart, you were pretty magnificent!"


  
• Alice: "You did something even I wouldn't dare!"


  
• Klee: "Really?!"


  
• Jean: "Mrs. Alice, I can see this chat."


  
• Alice: "Ahem, I almost forgot I have things to do, gotta go~"


  
• Hutao: "Hahaha, so why does Klee usually get locked up?"


  
• Amber: "Well, Klee inherited Alice's talent for making bombs..."


  
• Kaeya: "Klee is our Knights of Favonius' Spark Knight! Very formidable!"


  
• Paimon: "Ssshh!"


  
• Lumine: "No wonder they call you Mondstadt's strongest..."


  
• Xiao: "I see... I also get targeted by the fire department quite a lot!"


  
• Scaramouche: "Isn't it because you're always causing fires?"


  
• Xiao: "Ahem, anyway, is it time for Paimon's answer?"


  
• Paimon: "Hehe, the first two were wrong. Looks like I'm the winner!"


  
• Lumine: "Wonder what the prize will be!"


  
• Paimon: "I hope it's something yummy! No, even better, lots and lots of Mora!"


  

  [Announcement]

  The narrative has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.

  Starting the reveal for Paimon's answer!

  Paimon chose A, Barbatos the Anemo Archon—Correct answer. Now randomly selecting a reward... Reward chosen!

  Paimon has won: 10 million Mora!

  Paimon has chosen to publicly reveal the reward!

  [VIP Chatroom]

  

  
• Paimon: "WOW!! 10 million Mora!!!"


  
• Paimon: "@Lumine, we're rich!!!"


  
• Lumine: "Is this what overnight riches feel like?!"


  
• Paimon: "Let's go have a feast, Lumine!!!"


  
• Lumine: "Ahem, let's talk about that privately. Captain Jean is watching, and we did promise to help her..."


  
• Paimon: "Oh, right!"


  
• Hutao: "@Paimon, interested in a buy-one-get-one deal? New customers get an 80% discount!"


  
• Diona: "@Paimon, want to vacation in Sumeru? I've got everything you'd like!"


  
• Paimon: "@Hutao, what are you selling?"


  
• Hutao: "Coffins and tombstones, mainly. Our business is mainly funeral services!"


  
• Paimon: "......."


  
• Paimon: "Does anyone know how to block people in this chatroom?"


  
• Hutao: "Eh, eh, listen to me..."


  

  [Announcement]

  Ding! Hutao and Diona have been muted for 30s for repeated advertising. Further violations will result in random penalties!

  

  
• Barbara: "....???!"


  
• Jean: "As expected..."


  
• Lisa: "It's surprising. The young man in the video turned out to be Barbatos, the Anemo Archon of Mondstadt."