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Chapter 005: Lady Sings, Shes the Queen! Help, Shes So Cringeworthy!

  Mondstadt,

  Goth Grand Hotel,

  Inside the Luxury Suite.

  Lady half-laid on the sofa,

  equally furious!

  "How could the answer be wrong?!"

  "Isn't he an Anemo spirit?!"

  "What gender even is he?"

  Lady came to Mondstadt to settle old and new scores,

  planning to extract Venti's Anemo Archon's Heart.

  Of course, she had gathered enough information,

  knowing that Venti is the human form of the Anemo Archon,

  and the god she despises the most for his "incompetence".

  However, she really wasn't sure about the Anemo Archon's gender.

  Five hundred years ago, when she was a devout nun,

  believers of the Anemo Archon wouldn't ponder such issues.

  After the Durin tragedy,

  and the death of her beloved,

  she was consumed by hatred,

  and didn't bother with the Archon's gender.

  But Lady did know,

  that the Anemo Archon was originally just a wind spirit.

  Could a wind spirit have a gender?

  So,

  thinking along these lines,

  considering that both the video and the question might be misleading,

  Lady chose answer C: Genderless!

  "Still, this punishment performance doesn't seem too bad."

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  "Hmph, I'm already a queen," Lady thought.

  She was genuinely worried about being ridiculed by Mona and others.

  However,

  just as the punishment started,

  Lady could no longer hold back—

  —[Cringe Performance Live Starts!]

  The live stream camera zoomed right into Lady's face without hesitation,

  showing her impeccable makeup beneath her golden hair,

  with a black crown-like mask concealing her right eye,

  making her look mysterious and intellectual.

  The music started,

  and the camera zoomed out to reveal her full figure.

  Her busty appearance instantly caught everyone's attention,

  her black and white long skirt,

  and red cloak with black lining.

  ... (The text goes on...)

  Common Chatroom

  "Whoa, does anyone know who she is?!"

  "Secretary Wang, find out quick!"

  "Got it, she's Lady, the Eighth Harbinger of the Fatui!"

  "This is not a secret."

  "She often goes abroad for diplomacy."

  ... (The text goes on...)

  VIP Chatroom

  Mona: "Heh, accusing others while being a money-burner yourself."

  Beidou: "+1."

  ... (The text goes on...)

  The scene returns to Lady,

  rising from her sofa,

  head held high,

  chest out,

  full of confidence!

  But as the BGM starts,

  and she begins to sing,

  Lady wishes she could cover her face!

  ... (The text goes on...)

  Cringe Performance Live Ends!

  Now revealing the answer chosen by user Linfeng!

  User Linfeng chose Answer A: Male—Correct, now randomly drawing a reward... Reward selected!

  Linfeng received the random reward: Exploding Magic!

  Linfeng chose not to disclose the reward; the Q&A live continues!

  Now announcing the second question!

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