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CHAPTER 19: BATHHOUSE MADNESS

  The bathhouse in QingLing Town was a magnificent blend of tradition and modernity—a jewel nestled in the heart of a town striving for sophistication. Intricate wood carvings adorned the grand entrance, while the interior boasted marble floors and steaming pools, evoking memories of ancient communal baths. The air was thick with the scent of fragrant herbs, mingling with the hum of peaceful conversation.

  Chen Yi, OuYang KuiFong, and OuYang MeiEr stumbled into the bathhouse, weary and bedraggled from their escape from QingSan Village. They stood awkwardly at the entrance, unsure of proper etiquette. To them, this place might as well have been another world.

  Chen Yi took a deep breath, his sharp eyes scanning the room. "Remember, we're here to blend in," he muttered, his voice low but steady. Still, an undercurrent of uncertainty lingered beneath his words.

  KuiFong nodded enthusiastically, his brawny frame nearly toppling over as he tripped on his own feet, scattering a stack of towels like startled chickens. MeiEr clutched her bag of herbs tightly, wide-eyed and overwhelmed by the opulence around her. Directionally challenged as always, she started walking toward the wrong section until KuiFong gently redirected her.

  Their attempts to blend in quickly devolved into chaos. KuiFong struggled to keep his towel securely wrapped around his massive frame, resulting in several embarrassing slips and inadvertent displays of nudity. A passing bather slipped on one of his discarded towels, sliding across the marble floor like a seal on ice.

  MeiEr, trying too hard to fit in, covertly used her water magic to create a small stream that splashed onto a group of bathers. Startled yelps and laughter erupted as she frantically tried to mop up the mess with her towel—only to make it worse.

  Meanwhile, Li YiTing, the sophisticated spirit mage, entered from a separate entrance. Her sharp eyes scanned the room for any sign of the Enforcers. Though adept at navigating city life, she knew better than to draw attention to herself.

  By chance, both parties ended up in the same section of the bathhouse. When Chen Yi's group caught sight of Li YiTing, they mistook her for an Enforcer in disguise. At the same moment, Li YiTing spotted them and assumed they were sent to capture her. Tension crackled in the air.

  What followed was a hilariously chaotic chase scene. Chen Yi attempted to cloak them in shadows, but KuiFong’s size made it impossible to remain inconspicuous. He bumped into several bathers, sending them sprawling and inadvertently tossing one into a hot tub.

  MeiEr, nervous and flustered, accelerated the growth of nearby plants. Vines snaked across the floor, tripping unsuspecting bathers. One particularly long vine wrapped around KuiFong’s ankle, yanking him off his feet and crashing him into a row of soap dishes. The resulting splats echoed through the bathhouse.

  Li YiTing summoned a spirit to scout ahead, its ghostly form startling everyone it passed. In the ensuing pandemonium, innocent bystanders dodged flying towels, slipping on wet floors, and colliding with columns.

  As the chaos reached its peak, ominous footsteps echoed through the halls. More Enforcers were arriving, drawn by the commotion.

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  The arrival of two separate squads of Enforcers turned the bathhouse into an epicenter of madcap chaos. Each squad, unaware of the other’s presence, moved through the corridors with grim determination.

  Chen Yi hissed urgently, “Quick, hide!” His eyes darted around for cover. Meanwhile, Li YiTing, realizing she wasn’t alone in being pursued, devised a plan to evade detection without drawing attention.

  The first squad, led by a stern-faced captain, marched down the corridor, scanning for fugitives. The second squad took a different route, their heavy footsteps reverberating ominously through the halls.

  In their haste, the trio knocked over a stack of wooden buckets, creating a cacophony of noise. MeiEr, panicking, used her water magic to splash a nearby bather, who slipped and collided with an Enforcer.

  “Sorry!” MeiEr squeaked, her face turning beet red.

  KuiFong discreetly summoned a gentle breeze to mask their presence, but instead sent towels and robes flying through the air. Enforcers stumbled blindly, flailing to remove fabric from their faces.

  Li YiTing summoned a spirit to create distractions. Its ghostly form flitted through the bathhouse, startling bathers and Enforcers alike. One Enforcer swung his sword at the apparition, only to pass harmlessly through it and nearly decapitate a column instead.

  When the two groups of Enforcers finally crossed paths, misunderstandings escalated into a brief but intense scuffle. Limbs tangled, curses flew, and confusion reigned supreme.

  Seizing the opportunity, Chen Yi motioned for KuiFong and MeiEr to follow him. They ducked behind a row of plants, which MeiEr’s magic caused to grow rapidly, creating a jungle-like maze that bewildered the Enforcers even further.

  Amid the pandemonium, bathers slipped, slid, and skidded across the wet floors. An attendant wielding a broom accidentally tripped an Enforcer, sending him sprawling into a pool with a tremendous splash. The wave drenched everyone nearby, adding to the general mayhem.

  As the sound of approaching footsteps grew louder, it became clear that reinforcements were on the way.

  Realizing they couldn’t escape separately, Chen Yi, KuiFong, MeiEr, and Li YiTing put aside their differences and worked together.

  Chen Yi took charge. “We need a diversion. KuiFong, can you use your wind magic subtly?”

  KuiFong grinned and raised his hands, summoning a gust that sent towels, robes, and buckets flying. The Enforcers stumbled, struggling to regain their footing.

  MeiEr created a slippery path with her water magic, causing the Enforcers to slide uncontrollably. One Enforcer grabbed a curtain for support, pulling it down and inadvertently blocking the view of others.

  Li YiTing summoned a spirit to distract the Enforcers, its ghostly form appearing and disappearing in various locations.

  With the Enforcers distracted, Chen Yi led the group through narrow passageways and hidden corners. His shadow magic cloaked their movements, allowing them to stay one step ahead.

  The bathhouse attendants, overwhelmed, tried in vain to restore order. One whacked an Enforcer on the head with a mop, sending him reeling into a hot tub. The resulting wave soaked everyone nearby.

  KuiFong, ever the klutz, tripped over a loose tile and crashed into a row of soap dishes. The dishes flew into the air, landing on the heads of several Enforcers, who slipped and slid across the floor in a comedic ballet of flailing limbs.

  Finally, the group reached a small door at the back of the bathhouse. Chen Yi motioned for them to go through. “This way, quickly!”

  They burst into a narrow alleyway, the cool night air a stark contrast to the steamy chaos they had left behind. As the sounds of the Enforcers faded, they paused to catch their breath.

  Chen Yi turned to the group, a rare smile playing on his lips. “We did it. Now let’s get out of here before they regroup.”

  With newfound camaraderie, the quartet made their way out of QingLing Town and into the wilderness, leaving the chaos of the bathhouse far behind. The Enforcers, confused and disoriented, were left to pick up the pieces.

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